Karaoke Track: Along Came Jones by Ray Stevens (JVC)

I dropped down in my easy chair
and I turned on channel two.
A bad gunslinger name of Salty Sam

was chasin&#39; po&#39; Sweet Sue.

He trapped her in the ol&#39; saw mill
and said with an evil laugh.
If you don&#39;t give me the deed to

yo&#39; ranch. I&#39;ll saw y&#39;all in half.

And then he grabbed her.

he tied her up.

he turned on the buzz saw.

And then along came Jones.
tall. thin Jones. slow walkin&#39; Jones.
slow talkin&#39; Jones.

Along came long. lean. lanky Jones.

Commercial came on. so I got up
to fix myself a snack.
You should&#39;ve seen what was goin&#39; on

by the time that I got back.

Down in the ol&#39; abandoned mine
Sweet Sue was a-havin&#39; fits.

That villain said.

And then he grabbed her.

he tied her up.

he lit the fuse to the dynamite.

And then along came Jones.
tall. thin Jones. slow walkin&#39; Jones.
slow talkin&#39; Jones.

Along came long. lean. lanky Jones.

I got so bugged. I turned it off
and turned on another show.
But there was the same ol&#39;

shoot &#39;em up and the same ol&#39; rodeo.

And then he grabbed her.
he tied her up.
he threw her on the railroad tracks.

A train started eomin&#39;.

And then along came Jones.
tall. thin Jones. slow walkin&#39; Jones.
slow talkin&#39; Jones.

Along came long. lean. lanky Jones.

Along came long. lean. lanky Jones.

Along came long. lean. lanky Jones.