Karaoke Track: Harper Valley Pta by Jeannie C. Riley (Monster Hits)

I wanna tell ya all a story

&#39;Bouf a Harper Volley
Widowed wife

Who had a ieenoge
Daughter

Who attended
Harper Valley Junior High

Well, her daughter came
Home one afternoon

And did n&#39;t even stop
To play

And she said, Mom

I got a note here

From the Harper Valley
P.T.A.

Well, the note said
Mrs. Johnson

You&#39;re wearin&#39; your
Dresses way too high

Ifs reported
You been drinkin&#39;

And runnin&#39; &#39;round
With men and goin&#39; wild

And we don&#39;t believe
You oughio be

Bringin&#39; up your little girl
This way

And if was signed by

The secretary
Harper Valley P.T.A.

Well, it happened that
The P.T.A.

Was gonna meet
That very afternoon

And they were sure
Surprised

When Mrs. Johnson wore
Her mini skirt
Into the room

And as she walked up to
The blackboard

I can still recall the words
She had to say

She said I&#39;d like to address

This meeting

Of the Harper Volley
P.T.A.

Well, there&#39;s Bobby Taylor
Siiiin&#39; there

And seven times
He&#39;s asked me for a date

And Mrs. Taylor sure

Seems to use a lot of ice
Whenever he&#39;s away

And Mr. Baker
Can you tell us why

Your secretory had to
Leave this town

And should n&#39;f
Widow Jones be told to
Keep her window shades

All pulled
Completely down

Well Mr. Harper
Could n&#39;i be here

&#39;Cause he stayed too long
At Kelly&#39;s bar again

And if you smell
Shirley Thompson&#39;s breath

You&#39;ll find she&#39;s had
A lime nip of gin

And then you have
The nerve to tell me

You think that as
A mother I&#39;m not fit, hmm

Well this is iusf a little
Peyton place

And you&#39;re 0
Ha rper Valley hypocrites

No, I wouldn&#39;t put you on

Because it really did
It happened iusf this way

The day my mama

Socked it to
The Harper Valley P.T.A.

Written by Hall.

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