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Mmsifelr Of
The House

Made Famous Byz LES MISERABLES

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female singer
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Welcome, m'sieur sit
yourself down

and meet the best
innkeeper in town.
As for the rest, all
of them crooks.

Rooking the guests
and cooking the
books.
Seldom do you see
honest men like me.
A gent of good intent
who's content to be
Master of the
house doling out the

charm. ready with a
handshake and
an open palm
Tells a saucy
tale, makes a little

stir. Customers
appreciate a bon-
viveur.
Glad to do my friends
a favour. Doesn't
cost me to be nice.
But nothing gets you
nothing, everything
has got a little price
Master of the house
keeper of the zoo.

Ready to relieve 'em
of a sou, or two.
Everybody loves a
landlord. Everybody's
bosom friend. I do
whatever pleases
Jesus don't I bleed
'em in the end
Master of the house
quick to catch your

eye. never wants a
passer- by to
pass him by.
Servant to the
poor. Butler to the

great. Comforter,
philosopher and
lifelong mate
Everybody's
boon companion.

Everybody's
chaperone.
But look up
your valises,

Jesus won't I skin
you to the bone
Enter, m'sieur
lay down your load.

Unlace your boots
and rest from
the road.
This weighs a ton.
Travel's a curse.

But here we strive
to lighten your
purse.
Here the
goose is cooked.
Here the fat is fried.

And nothing's over
looked till I'm
satisfied.
Food beyond compare,
food beyond belief.
Mix it in a mincer
and pretend it's beef.
Kidney of a horse,
liver of a cat, filling

up the sausages with
this and that
Residents are more
than welcome.

Bridal suite
is occupied.
Reasonable charges,

plus some little
extras on the side
Charge 'em for the
lice. Extra for the

mice. Two per cent
for looking in the
mirror twice
Here a little slice,
there a little out

three per cent for
sleeping with the
window shut
When it comes
to fixing prices,

there are lots of
tricks he knows
How it all increases
all them bits

and pieces. Jesus
it's amazing how
it grows.
Master of the house
quick to catch your

eye. never wants a
passer-by to
pass him by
Servant to the
poor. Butler to the

great. Comforter,
philosopher and
lifelong mate.
Everybody's
boon companion.

Gives 'em everything
he's got.
Dirty bunch
of geezers.

Jesus what a sorry
little lot
I used to dream that
I would meet a prince,
but God almighty
have you seen what's
happened since?
Master of the house
isn't worth me

spit, comforter,
philosopher and
lifelong sh'kt
Cunning little brain,
regular voltaire.
Thinks he's quite a
lover, but there's
not much there.
What a cruel
trick of nature,

landing me with
such a louse
Master of the house.
Master and a half

comforter,
thosopher
don't make me laugh
Servant to the poor.
Butler to the great.

Hypocrite and toady
and inebriate
Everybody bless
the landlord.

Everybody bless
his spouse.
Everybody
raise a glass.

Raise it up the
master's ah're
Everybody
raise a glass to

the master of
the house
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Title
Master Of The House
Artist
Les Miserable
Brand
Sing to the World
(6 Other Versions)
Code
STTW1311-10
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