Karaoke Track: My Brother by Terry Scott (Sunfly)

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Phwoar there&#39;s something

funny round &#39;ere
What is it?

&#39;Ere, please do not sit
too close to me

I&#39;ve iust &#39;ad my breakfast
thank you

Who put salt
in the sugar howl?

Who put fireworks
in the coal?

My brother said
it wasn&#39;t he

who put shampoo
in Grandma&#39;s tea

My brother said

that it was me
my brother&#39;s rotten

Who squeezed toothpaste
round the hall?

Who put soot
in the baby&#39;s hall?

Who drew things

on the garden wall?
My brother!

An&#39; &#39;9 wrote slogans
Down with

young mothers
that was one

Whose pet mouse
made Auntie shriek?

Who ate glue
and couldn&#39;t speak?

What clever dick

was sick for a week?
My brother!

Who keeps maggots
in a tin?

Plays the twist
on &#39;is violin?

Who&#39;s been gettin&#39;

at the gin?
My brother!

He looks just like
a chimney sweep

hut dirt, they say
is just skin deep

I know he&#39;s good
when he&#39;s asleep

But you don&#39;t know
what he&#39;s dreamin&#39;
about do ya?

&#39;Ere, &#39;ere, what &#39;ave you
&#39;ad in yer &#39;and?

&#39;Ave yer?
Phwoar!!

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