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The Restroom Door
Said Gentlemen

80 I Just Walked Inside
lTook Two Steps And Realized
I'd Been Taken For A Ride
I Heard High Voices, Turned
And Found The Place Was
Occupied By Two Nuns, Three
Old Ladies And A Nurse
What Could Be Worse
Than Two Nuns,

Three Old Ladies And A Nurse
The Restroom Door
Said Gentlemen, It Must Have Been
A Gag, As Soon As I Walked In
There I Ran Into Some Old Hag
She Sprayed Me With A
Can 0f Mace And Smacked Me
With Her Bag
I Could Tell This Just
Wouldn't Be My Day
What Can I Say

It Just Wasn't Turning
Out To Be My Day
The Restroom Door
Said Gentlemen
And I Would Like To Find
The Crummy Little Creep
Who Had The Nerve
To Switch The Sign
'cause I've Got
Two Black Eyes And One
High Heel Up My Behind
Now I Can't Sit With
Comfort And Joy
Boy, Oh, Boy

No, I'll Never Sit With
Comfort And Joy
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Title
Restroom Door Said 'Gentlemen'
Artist
Bob Rivers
Brand
Outer Limits Karaoke
(1 Other Versions)
Code
OLK33-31
Genres
comic, parody, christmas, comedy