Karaoke Track: Three Inch Tool by Bob Rivers (Outer Limits Karaoke) - Karaoke Nerds

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Little Me,
My Nuts Are Small As Pearls

You Like To Laugh At Me
'cause I'm Hung Just
Like A Squirrel

Sometimes It Bugs Me
I'm Not A Bigger Guy
When I Was A Baby
It Was Exactly The Same Size
But There's Nothin' I Can Do
'cause I Only Got A
Three Inch Tool

Come Home With Me
Have A Cocktail At My Place
I Gotta Tell You Before We

Get Past Second Base
In My Pants, Ain't No
Big Schwing

But If You Can Find Him
He's A Friendly Little Thing
But There's Nothin' I Can Do
I Only Got A Three Inch Tool

When I'm Comin'
Out Of The Pool
I Only Got A One-inch Tool

But If You Can Find Him
He's A Friendly Little Thing
But There's Nothin' I Can Do
I Only Got A Three Inch Tool

When I'm Comin'
Out Of The Pool
I Only Got A One-inch Tool

Sometimes I Wonder If It'll
Euer Extend, I Get Embarrassed
When I'm Hangin' With My Friends
They Like To Razz Me
I Don't Know Why
They Get Me A Happy Meal
And Super Size My Fry

And There's Nothin' I Can Do
I Only Got A Three Inch Tool
And When I'm Coming
Out Of The Pool
I Only Got A One-inch Tool
Yeah It's Small
But It's Real Cool

I'm Happy With A Three-inch Tool

I Only Got A Three-inch Tool

Title: Three Inch Tool
Artist: Bob Rivers
Brand: Outer Limits Karaoke
(1 Other Versions)
Code: OLK33-37
Genres: comic, parody, christmas, comedy